“I fantasize about having a real session, but I’m not ready to do that yet. I feel compelled to fill out this application anyway for reasons I don’t completely understand. It just makes me feel tingly inside.”

— You, probably

Sometimes, you just aren’t ready to live your dreams. This application is for you.

I created this application in hopes of decreasing the number of fake applications that we receive. It can be a frustrating and time wasting burden to decipher between genuine requests and “pretend” inquiries.

I also understand that, for many people, the anticipation and excitement of submitting a request is its own thrill without any real intent of following through.

Others who might struggle with overanalyzing their answers or stepping out of their comfort zone seek the opportunity to simply practice completing the form with zero consequences or commitments.

No one will ever read this application. This form does not have a destination. It goes to “the void,” never to be seen again.

It is purely for practice. Or for people who really like filling out forms.

Note to other professionals and imitators: This form was created in its entirety by Mistress Mercy. You do not have permission to copy this application for your website.

i'm ready. take me back to the real request form.